Waiting in line in the rain...for a toy phone.

I wish I could call all those people up and say," What the hell are you doing? It's raining! You're sheep! Bah! Bah! None of you are any smarter for having it!"

But that's mean.

And besides, we all know if you don't get an iphone...you're a total fucking loser.

"Dude, I'm calling and googling you at the same time -- and downloading music! I'm king of the world!"