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Taken from Harlan Ellison's online community, http://harlanellison.com/heboard/unca.htm:



HARLAN ELLISON ON THE WRITERS STRIKE SETTLEMENT



YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO RE-POST THIS ANYWHERE:



Creds: got here in 1962, written for just about everybody, won the Writers Guild Award four times for solo work, sat on the WGAw Board twice, worked on negotiating committees, and was out on the picket lines with my NICK COUNTER SLEEPS WITH THE FISHE$$$ sign. You may have heard my name. I am a Union guy, I am a Guild guy, I am loyal. I fuckin' LOVE the Guild.

And I voted NO on accepting this deal.

My reasons are good, and they are plentiful; Patric Verrone will be saddened by what I am about to say; long-time friends will shake their heads; but this I say without equivocation...



THEY BEAT US LIKE A YELLOW DOG. IT IS A SHIT DEAL. We finally got a timorous generation that has never had to strike, to get their asses out there, and we had to put up with the usual cowardly spineless babbling horse's asses who kept mumbling "lessgo bac'ta work" over and over, as if it would make them one iota a better  writer. But after months on the line, and them finally bouncing that pus-sucking dipthong Nick Counter, we rushed headlong into a shabby, scabrous, underfed shovelfulla

shit clutched to the affections of toss-in-the-towel summer soldiers trembling before the Awe of the Alliance.

My Guild did what it did in 1988. It trembled and sold us out. It gave away the EXACT co-terminus expiration date with SAG for some bullshit short-line substitute; it got us no more control of our words; it sneak-abandoned the animator and reality beanfield hands before anyone even forced it on them; it made nice so no one would think we were meanies; it let the Alliance play us like the village idiot. The WGAw folded like a Texaco Road Map from back in the day.

And I am ashamed of this Guild, as I was when Shavelson was the prexy, and we wasted our efforts and lost out on technology that we had to strike for THIS time. 17 days of streaming tv!!!????? Geezus, you bleating wimps, why not just turn over your  old granny for gang-rape?

You deserve all the opprobrium you get. While this nutty festschrift of demented pleasure at being allowed to go back to work in the rice paddy is filling your cowardly hearts with joy and relief that the grips and the staff at the Ivy and street sweepers won't be saying nasty shit behind your back, remember this:

You are their bitches. They outslugged you, outthought you, outmaneuvered you; and in the end you ripped off your pants, painted yer asses blue, and said yes sir, may I have another.

Please excuse my temerity. I'm just a sad old man who has fallen among Quislings,Turncoats, Hacks and Cowards.

I must go now to whoops. My gorge has become buoyant.



Respectfully, Yr. Pal, Harlan Ellison


 

2008-02-18 18:35:51 GMT
Comments (4 total)
Author:Anonymous
so what is your take on that ? are you supporting the settlement ?
--daryl
2008-02-19 16:47:23 GMT
Author:Anonymous
I guess I have to think it's a victory given the prognosis of "The studios will outlast the writers! You can't win!"

But I recall the 88 strike and its lack of closure. Ellison is a great fighter and his take on this should not be ignored.

What do you think??
--christian
2008-02-19 22:41:32 GMT
Author:Anonymous
Here's a man of which I have No love for saying the sad pitiful truth. The actions of this strike to it's end are Exactly those of the one I saw back in '88. The producers are to a man now congratulating each other with a hearty laugh at the hugely yellow backed striped WGA fools getting suckered again and loving the ass pounding to boot. Now, every picking writer can now go home and bring out all those scripts they've been writing since this began and getting together and whine again about how they're being betrayed by the producers over the grosses and that terrible deal made by themselves for an increase of 3 extra cents and not mentioning the Massive weakening of the dollar by inflation making it nothing more than a colorful piece of paper.

I've said this before, and I'll say it again. The writer is the most Weakness Power in entertainment since the beginning. Without their imagination, nothing would and will be possible. Yet like '88, they never will understand how far looking is the producers eyes. Technology being one of those and was the fools agreement of '88 (DVD).

They just don't get it.
--Forlourned
2008-02-19 22:57:10 GMT
Author:Anonymous
I think you're right in the long term.

I'm being optimistic because I was glad to see the writers take it to the studio gates in this century. But it's true, without the writers there is nothing. And like Sam Goldwyn warned, "Writers are the most powerful people in Hollywood. Just don't let them find out!"
--christian
2008-02-19 23:24:24 GMT
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